Holidays and Family stressing you out? Let's dumpster dive into that! (dublin / pleasanton / livermore)

"Let's be honest, sometimes life feels like a dumpster fire, especially during the holidays.". But some of us are just better at rummaging through the trash and finding the hidden gems. So if you feel nothing will ever change and remain the same then it's time for a different approach. "We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them." - Einstein Instead of somber introspection and endless analysis, let's inject some humor into the equation. Science has proven that laughter can change your perspective and help reduce worry, the overwhelm, the anxiety, and constant overthinking. Plus, all that stuff you're feeling – the constant worry, the lack of control, the stress, the negativity, the self-doubt – it's all learned behavior. And guess what? Learned behavior can be unlearned! If my clients can do it, so can you ... You are not alone, and you have never been alone. Imagine: • Actually, enjoying your family gatherings (or at least finding the humor in them). • Feeling lighter and less stressed, even when things go wrong. • Finally silencing that inner critic that's been holding you back. Don't just take my word for it: • “I used to be a worrywart. Now I laugh at my problems, and they seem so much smaller." - Sarah, 31, struggling with anxiety. • “My family drama used to drain me. Now I see the humor in it, and its actually kind of entertaining!" - Mike, 45, navigating complicated family dynamics. • “Jesse helped me realize I was living my life for everyone else. Now I'm finally pursuing my own dreams." - Emily, 29, finding her own path. • “I never thought I could be this happy. Thanks for helping me find joy in the dumpster fire!" - Chris, 50, embracing life's ups and downs. I'm a comedic life healer, I used to be where you are right now. Now embrace my life with open arms, a big smile and full gratitude while I continue along my journey that still has challenges as it always will. We will work one on one to help you laugh at your way to a less miserable existence. We'll tackle your anxieties, your insecurities, and your family drama with a healthy dose of humor and a side of sarcasm. Think of me as your personal dumpster diving guide, helping you navigate the wreckage of your life and emerge with a renewed sense of purpose (or at least a few good stories). “I'll help you find the humor in the chaos and emerge with a renewed sense of purpose” Action Steps: 1. Embrace the Absurdity: Put on your clown shoes and laugh at your problems. It's a lot more fun than crying. 2. Question Everything: Why are you doing the things you're doing? Is it because you actually want to, or because society told you to? 3. Challenge Your Inner Critic: That voice in your head that tells you you're not good enough? Tell it to shut up and go watch some cat videos. 4. Ready to Dive In? Email me at or call or text to set up a session 925-495-0932 5. Curious about the cost? Let's just say it's less than a trip to the ER after a holiday family meltdown. Discounts are available for those who can prove they've recently been fired from a fruitcake factory or have a family member who quotes Hallmark Christmas movies. Seriously though, I want this accessible to all those who are struggling with some aspect in their lives that is holding them back from living an amazing life, pricing is affordable starting at lil $ 50.00 for those who have a limited budgets and also tailored to individual needs and incomes, so let's chat.